FAQ

Why are “Wooden Pleasure” dildos so special?

With time, energy, love and care the maker creates a unique piece of art moulded to fit the body and give pleasure in a natural way. At every step of the creation of a sculpture, attention to detail is paramount.
The thoughtful design, detailed shaping and a smooth high quality finish of each piece is outstanding and will become a much loved possession of its owner for many years to come.

Will I get splinters?

Absolutely not! All our dildos are very fine sanded and have multiple layers of silk-smooth, environmentally friendly, highly water resistant, non-toxic finish, which seals and protects the wood from wear.

Are shape and size binding?

Every dildo is hand crafted and has a unique shape. Dimensions are guide only, the size of each piece may vary slightly.


Are colour and grain binding?

Wood is a wonderful natural material and every dildo differs in grain and colour even if it's made from the same type of wood. That being said, the dildo you receive will reasonably resemble the item ordered by you. The colour can change over time, even when not exposed to direct sunlight.


Does my wooden dildo need special care?

For hygienic reasons, ideally clean it before and immediately after use. Just rinse under running water by hand and dry off completely with a clean soft cloth.

Even though the finish on our dildos are highly water resistant, we do not recommend soaking or immersing them in water for extended periods of time. Also avoid extremes like sauna and strong temperature fluctuations.

Water based lubrication can be used.

Keep your wooden dildo out of direct sunlight and in a safe location where it will not be damaged.

Avoid scratching the finish on our wooden dildos with finger nails or other abrasive surfaces.


If the wooden dildo becomes damaged in any way, immediately discontinue use of it.

Is the use safe?

The coating, tested according to DIN 71.3 is also used for children's toys made of wood. It is absolutely safe and skin-neutral.

Using our wooden dildos is safe, but using them with excessive force may cause injuries. Please always check your toy for damages before using.


Can I return my dildo?

Your dildo will be sent out from the workshop in mint condition.
Due to the nature of this product we must stress that we cannot accept returns.


How do I pay?

We accept payments via PayPal, because it is easy and safe. You will be directed to a payment page when you checkout.

How do you deliver?

All our products are encased in protective wrapping and placed into plain packaging, without revealing the content, before being sent to you by Collect+.

Our standard delivery is for free UK wide and can be tracked online.

For just £3.00 extra we offer the delivery for signature.


Collect+ FREE 

If you are out, your parcel will be left safe at your property or with a neighbour. If neither is available a card will be left and the courier will keep the item for redelivery.


Collect+ Signature

We will obtain a signature from you when delivering your parcel. If you are not at home, we will attempt to deliver to a neighbour and get their signature. If a signature cannot be obtained, a card will be left for you
and the courier will keep the package for redelivery.